Anonymous Valentine

I tried so hard to tell you

But my heart was way too shy.

Hiding neath my shirtfront

Like a little boy about to cry.

(Chorus:)

Loony and goony,

Hung-up and heartbroke,

Horny and shy.

I'm the kind you might find

Sending an anonymous valentine.

I practice all my lines

Though I know that I will choke.

I'll see you and you'll melt me

And the words cannot be spoke.

(Chorus)

Once my love is found out

My heart is free to sail.

My pulse begins to pound out

Like I've just been let out of jail.

(Chorus)

This is the part where I'm s'posed to talk fancy,

Real intimate and real romance-y

But, son of a gun.

Cat got my tongue,

Been struck dumb.

All I can say is,

"Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby..."