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The Musicals

It started in high school.

I had already been aware of musical theater. In 5th grade our teacher had put together a production of Gilbert & Sullivan’s HMS Pinafore as sung by 10 year olds. Then she took us to Broadway to see a production.

There it was: in each story, the characters revealed their thoughts and emotions by singing about them. That appealed to me and stayed with me. I soon realized that the songs I was learning in my high school jazz band had lyrics and were from musicals, either on stage or in movies.

So a lot of the songs I write today I imagine as not sung by me but by characters.

In the Sixties folk-rock era, most songs were written in the first-person. But I saw others written as if sung by characters — for instance The Band’s “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down” — (“Virgil Caine is the name and I served on the Danville train…”)

So when Jim Shearwood approached me in the halls of Norwalk High School and asked if I’d find some music for a revue he wanted to put together, I said not only would I find music, I’d WRITE it.

From there it was an easy slide into Princeton and the Triangle Club where we undergrads wrote an original show each year and took it on tour during the Xmas break.

(That was my introduction to being “on the road” and resulted in so much fun, mischief and excess — another story … or quite a few stories, documented in my book, “Truth, Lies & Hearsay: A Memoir Of A Musical Life In And Out Of Rock and Roll”.)

So when I graduated and went through the open door marked “Columbia Records” I still kept the idea of writing a musical in the back of my mind. Producing records was to be and continued to be my “day job”.

I collaborated with a couple of friends on musicals that didn’t get too far: one based on the life of Will Rogers with the actor Warren Robertson, another based on Moliere’s ‘Imaginary Invalid” etc.

One of my pals at work was Ed Kleban. Ed suffered a nervous breakdown, left Columbia and disappeared for a while but he emerged later as the lyricist for “A Chorus Line” (details in the book as well). He urged me to join the BMI Musical Theater Workshop. I resisted because I thought I’d had enough of classrooms but I relented and attended.

Each week we were required to write theater songs and I got better at it.

Archie & Veronica

My first complete show was based on the popular comic strip.

It was well-received within our group and was even heard by real theater pros like Steven Sondheim. But, a Hollywood movie company paid big bucks and scooped up the rights to use the characters in a movie so my version was frustrated.

Years passed and, over time, the ARCHIE comics, which seemed eternal, spawned a TV series (which was quite dark compared to the happy-go-lucky flavor of the original comics) and now have faded from popularity. So a musical based on those characters no longer has the audience-appeal it once had.

But, so as not to consign my work to the dumpster, I recorded the songs with a rough plot as a radio play. You can hear it here:

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Billionaire Embryos

Two of the problems inherent in getting a production of ARCHIE were that the cast would be huge and the rights to use the characters had been bought by someone else. So I decided to write a show with a small cast — 4 actors would play all the parts. And it would be an original story with no need to secure the rights from anyone. I had a habit of collecting crazy news stories and one that appealed to me was of a millionaire couple who had in vitro fertilization, wrote their wills to leave all their dough to their offspring and then died in a plane crash. Their money was tied up in the courts.

I expanded the story: this one would begin with that news of that couple’s demise. But then our heroes would be a young couple who were obviously destined to be together. However he wants to remain in Iowa to start a farm while she wants to go to Hollywood to be a Product Spokesperson. They find the embryos in a plastic bag in their freezer.

Whacky, you say? Oh, yes.

I put together a summary of the show. It’s not as slick as the ARCHIE radio play. It’s just me and a piano struggling through. I love the songs. If you want to give it a listen:

Billionaire Embryos — Summary

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I still think this is a do-able show.

The Amazing Sunshine Traveling Medicine Show

Around the same time, I was helping my super-talented wife, C.C., develop a one-woman show about having grown up in Las Vegas. We soon expanded it into a 2-character play called “Jackass Flats”.

Working with C.C. was so much fun and successful that, when she said, “Now let’s write a musical”, I jumped at the chance.

We wrote an original story that takes place in 1921, a pivotal year in which a confused post-war America endured a Depression, saw women get the vote and there was Prohibition on the horizon. In the face of that, a rather pitiful traveling medicine show is working its way to Toledo where its leader, B.S. Sunshine, hopes to leave the travail of traveling and get his big break: vaudeville. Each of the 6 characters has a trunkful of issues and the denouement reveals mistaken identities and love triumphant.

Also, in the interest of economy, the actors play all the instruments themselves. No orchestra needed. The comedy in the show is very broad.

Here’s a demo we put together of the opening of the show and “Toledo”, the first act closer:

Medicine Show — Opening

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Toledo

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This is also a very do-able show.

It’s too late for ARCHIE & VERONICA. It has missed its era. But BILLIONAIRE EMBRYOS and THE AMAZING SUNSHINE TRAVELING MEDICINE SHOW … well, drop me a line.