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Two Kids and a Dog

PIES COOLIN' IN THE KITCHEN.
THOSE KIDS'RE GONNA PITCH IN
DOIN' THE DISHES.
ASK ME WHAT MY WISH IS:
TWO KIDS AND A DOG.
WHATEVER COULD BE BETTER?
YOU KNITTIN' ME A SWEATER,
ME ON THE ROOF IN-
STALLIN' WATERPROOFIN'
MY, OH, MY,
SUCH A DOMESTIC ATTITUDE.
LUCKY GUY.
MOP ME UP: I'M A PUDDLE O' GRATITUDE.
TWO KIDS AND A DOG.
THE FAM'LY OF THE YE-AR
AND EVERYBODY NEAR US KNOWS IT'S TRUE.
JUST YOU AND ME AND TWO KIDS AND A DOG.
TWO KIDS AND A DOG.
OLD-FASHIONED, BUT WE'RE WHOLESOME.
WE PICNIC AND WE BOWL SOME.
WE'VE GOT A SNACK-PACK
PACKED UP IN THE BACK PACK.
TWO KIDS AND A DOG.
YOUNG LARRY LOOKS LIKE YOU DO.
NO SEPARATIN' YOU TWO.
AS FOR THE OTHER,
SHE LOOKS LIKE HER MOTHER.
AND THAT PUP,
HE HAS A DOGHOUSE BY OUR HOUSE.
HE PERKS UP WHEN WE COME BACK FROM THE DANCE AT THE FIREHOUSE.
TWO KIDS AND A DOG.
WE'RE ROLLIN' IN THE CLOVER.
THE FOUR OF US AND ROVER, THAT'LL DO.
JUST YOU AND ME AND TWO KIDS AND A DOG.
. . . . .
WE'LL HAVE A FARMHOUSE.
YOU WILL BE MY FARM SPOUSE.
THERE WE'LL BE
SNUG IN OUR 4-H HIDEAWAY.
YOU AND ME.
I CAN'T WAIT TILL YOUR DAD GIVES THE BRIDE AWAY.
TWO KIDS AND A DOG
THE FUTURE'S LOOKIN' ROSY.,
SUN SETTIN' ON A COZY BARBECUE.
JUST YOU AND ME AND TWO KIDS,
TWO REAL RED-WHITE-AND-BLUE KIDS,
JUST YOU AND ME AND TWO KIDS
and a cow and a couple of horses and certainly, chickens
AND A DOG.
Rrrrruffffff!