War

We’re here to celebrate

What makes America great

You You You

So hold your head up high

Come on, don’t be shy.

It’s you. You. And you.

U. S. of A.

It’s unanimous.

All around the world

Everybody wants to be us.

We’re here to celebrate

What makes America great.

Us. Us. Us.

So here’s a pat on the back

For every Jill and Jack.

Us. Us. Us.

On this 4th of July anniversary

Think back to how we got our liberty.

We stood up for our rights and one thing more

We’re very very good at war.

We’re here to celebrate

What made America great.

War. War. War.

We are the very best.

We beat up all the rest.

War. War. War.

We just defeated Germany

We made Kaiser Willie’s huns

Lay down all their guns.

A grand but costly victory

Mothers knit ‘em sockses

But their boys came home in boxes.

So let’s say a prayer for the fallen

May God rest their souls.Amen.

But that’s in the past.

This war was the last.

It will never happen again.

No more war.

The world agreed to stop.

It can’t be denied that God’s on our side.

It it feels so good to quit when you’ve made it to the top.

War War War

USA. Number One.

No More War

There won’t be any more but I wanna keep my gun.

War War War

Kept America strong

Without war

There wouldn’t be this song:

(“Stars & Stripes Forever”)

The Land Of The Free And The Home Of The Brave!

Old Glory! Let Her Wave!

Happy Birthday! America!

Ta-dah!