Toledo

1) There’s a town of renown where you won’t see a frown.

It’s Toledo.

And I’ve heard it said, if you’re led to be wed

In Toledo,

When you walk down the aisle hand-in-hand, dressed in style

Folks will smile all the while at you

Yes, you’ll never be blue if you say “I do”

In Toledo.

2) It’s a well-known fact that the classiest acts

Play Toledo.

All the world is a stage and the stage is the rage

In Toledo.

In the great Midwest, it’s the best of the best

And I feel that zest in my bones

It is modern. It’s chic. It’s the top. It’s the peak.

It’s Toledo.

Ah. Toledo. Toledo. Toledo.

Ah. Toledo. Where dreams come true.

3) If you’ve come from afar, you can soon be a star

In Toledo.

And that better be true, cuz I’m countin’ on you,

Toledo.

When you shake off the dust after eating the crust

And you just want a whole piece of pie,

All your dreams will come true. They’ll be waiting for you

In Toledo.

Things are darb. Things are dweet. It’s redoobably reet

In Toledo.

With my usual luck, things will probably suck

In Toledo.

When you feel in the pink, you might easily think

That you’re just in the state of Ohio.

But it’s a state of grace. And the holiest place

Is Toledo.

Holy, Holy Toledo. Toledo. Toledo.

Holy, Holy Toledo. Where dreams come true.