The Good Guys

LOOK OUT! WHAT'S THAT?

OVER THERE, GUNS ROARING, CANNONS BLAZING,

ROCKETS LIGHTING UP THE SKIES?

IT'S ANOTHER VICT'RY FOR THE GOOD GUYS!

STAND BACK! EYES RIGHT! HERE THEY COME:

BIG-BUSINESSMEN WITH POCKETS FULL OF MONEY

AND THE LOOK THAT CUTS BEHEMOTHS DOWN TO SIZE.

IT'S THE GOOD GUYS!

AND THEY RATTLE

OFF THE BATTLES

THEY HAVE WON,

HOW THEY'VE NEVER BEEN OUTDONE,

HOW THEY PULVERIZED 'EM.

SINCE I WAS SMALL

EVER SINCE I WAS A LADDIE

AND THEY LET ME BE THEIR CADDIE,

I IDOLIZED 'EM.

SO WATCH! TAKE NOTE!

TAKE YOUR HAT OFF, MISTER,

THESE ARE HEROS HERE AMONG YOU.

YOU CAN SEE US WITH YOUR OWN LESS WORTHY EYES:

DEMI-GODS IN DISGUISE!

ONCE AGAIN YOU COWER.

THIS IS NAKED POWER.

IT'S ANOTHER VICT'RY FOR THE GOOD GUYS!

MARCH ON! MARCH ON!

M.B.A. OR NOT,

THE WILL TO KILL IS WHAT WE'VE GOT.

NO COMPROMISE.

ANOTHER VICT'RY FOR THE GOOD GUYS.

WE MAKE THE RULES.

LIKE A TIDE OF LAVA,

THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN STOP US--

WELL, I THINK YOU MIGHT BE IN FOR A SURPRISE.

NOT THE GOOD GUYS!

SOME ARE BORN TO WIN

AND SOME ARE BORN TO LOSE.

SOME CAN LEAP LIKE KANGAROOS,

SOME CAN BARELY WADDLE.

WELL, EVEN SO,

I HAVE HEARD IT SAID THAT WINNERS

SOMETIMES BUNGLE LIKE BEGINNERS--

WHAT?! NONSENSE! TWADDLE!

STONE WALLS WILL FALL.

WITH OUR TASSELED LOAFERS

AND EXPENSE ACCOUNTS AND CHAUFFEURS

AND AT LEAST A HUNDRED THREE-PIECE SUITS AND TIES,

WE CAN PULL DOWN THE PRIZE!

THIS ONE'S MINE! I KNEW IT!

(ASIDE:) IT'S TOO LATE. YOU BLEW IT.

BOTH

THIS ONE IS A VICT'RY FOR THE REAL

GOOD

GUYS!