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Forty Giants
1. ONCE I WAS ASLEEP IN BED
FORTY GIANTS WANTED ME DEAD.
LAND ALIVE! COULD I SURVIVE?
I TURNED AND ASKED A FRIEND.
JOHNNNY, JUST WRITE A SIMPLE SONG,
ONE THAT THE FOLKS CAN SING ALONG.
DON'T COMPLICATE 'ER,
SAVE THAT FOR LATER
THE SONG IS GONNA SET US FREE.
2. THERE I WAS, IN THE POT,
FORTY GIANTS AND I'M BUBBLING HOT.
WHAT COULD I DO? ME STEW!
I'D WRITE A CLEVER SONG!
JOHNNY, JUST WRITE THAT SIMPLE SONG.
HOWEVER CLEVER, RIDDLES ARE WRONG.
REAL INTELLECTUAL IS REAL INEFFECTUAL.
A CATCHY TUNE'LL SET US FREE,
3. WHEN THE WORLD SEEMS TO BE
FORTY GIANTS DOWN ON ME
I RECALL THEY, TOO, CAN FALL
FOR A MELODY
JUST GIVE 'EM THAT SIMPLE SONG
ONE THAT'LL LAST THE WHOLE DAY LONG.
ONE THEY CAN DANCE TO,
ONE THEY'LL ROMANCE TO.
TO KNOW IT IS TO SET IT FREE.
FRIEND SAID, "JOHN, WRITE A SONG,
ONE FORTY GIANTS CAN HUM ALONG.
YOU'LL SEE: WE'LL GO FREE.
YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME
JOHNNY, JUST WRITE THAT MELODY
ONE JUST AS SIMPLE AS SIMPLE CAN BE.
WARBLE THOSE GIANTS
INTO COMPLIANCE.
GIVE 'EM THAT SIMPLE SONG."
I SAID, "MI". I SAID, "LA".
GIANTS SAID, "YOU'RE OUT TOO FAH,
'S TOO HARD TO LEARN. YOU BURN!"
AND THEN I HEARD THE CALL:
JOHNNY, JUST WRITE THAT MELODY
THEN LET THE WORDS FLOW EFFORTLESSLY.
MAKE 'EM FAMILIA'
THEY DON'T HAVE TO KILL YA.
GIVE 'EM THAT SIMPLE SONG.
AND STAMP THEIR FEET AND BEAT THEIR CLUBS
AND BID THE DRUMMER DRUB HIS TUBS.
AFTER AWHILE, THEY SMILE
BETWEEN THEIR MISERIES.
JUST SING THAT SIMPLE TUNE,
ONE THAT THE OLDER FOLKS CAN CROON.
ONE FOR THE KIDS TO
SHUFFLE THEIR SKIDS TO.
TO DANCE IT IS TO SET IT FREE.