Hal, The Handyman

Anytime you got a thing needs fixin', all you need is Hal, The Handyman.

Any time at all, all you gotta do is call and he'll come runnin'.

When the things that bring you down surround you, he'll be glad to lend a helping hand.

Other people's wash, it's his only thrill in life

And, after all, Mac.

Hal, The Plumber.

Such a life so full of others' problems, there's a lot that Hal can understand.

All the ears have walls and so it's good to know that someone's doesn't.

So the next time that your drain needs plumbing or your radio is full of sand.

Put the haul on Hal, but think of him as more than just a plumber.

Hal, The Plumber.