Spoon Me

In the windy, wintry weather

When there’s snow and snow and snow.

My darlin’ said as we got in bed

In tones so soft and low:

With no clothes *

Don’tcha think that we’re gonna freeze?

If you don’t believe me feel my toes

Then, Baby, please

Spoon Me like you mean it, Honey, hold me tight.

Save me from that dark and howling empty night.

Let me know your heart’s not made of malachite.

Just

Spoon Me.

You and me, restin’ like two nestin’ utensils.

Never would we be

Straight as pencils.

Spoon Me till I slip right off to Slumberland.

Tell me sweet and gentle that you understand.

Dust my back with little whisper kisses and

It feels so lovey-dovey when you Spoon Me.

This is bliss. Tell you just what we’re gonna do:

When you get the itch, we’ll switch

And I’ll spoon you.

Spoon Me with your every fondling fiber flexed.

Squeeze me like your under-loved and oversexed.

Then we never know what’s gonna happen next.

It feels so lovey-dovey when you Spoon Me.

It feels so cozy-wozy when you Spoon Me,

It feels so fuzzily-nuzzily when you Spoon Me.

*more discreet lyrics:

Goodness knows.

Nights like this a person could freeze…